• Classmate: You know who you remind me of?
  • Me: Who?
  • Classmate: You know the Andy Griffith Show?
  • Me: Yeah. . .
  • Classmate: Yeah you remind me of Andy Griffith -- all laid back, chill and everything.
  • Me: (glorious celebratory fist pump)

I still count between the lightning and the thunder.

Water Lilies, Claude Monet

I don’t ever want to see this…

Water Lilies, Claude Monet

I don’t ever want to see this…

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you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

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“It suddenly struck her that there are days when one does not laugh at all.”
— Christopher Morley - Thunder on the Left (via bathtubginrummy)
“…one more minute isn’t going to change the length of the day.”
— my dad (via bathtubginrummy)


No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversations as a dog does.
-Christopher Morley

bringing this shit back because there never has been a dog that understood your conversation than this pretty lady.


Held up a movie theater audience at gunpoint during a showing of “Bambi.”


(via luellaloves)


..took me years to love these hips..

(please only reblog with caption intact)

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